BRUSSELS’ BREXIT BAR BILL
Ever since the vote for Brexit, Brussels has murmured the words “no negotiation without notification” like a votive prayer to ward off evil spirits.
The mantra meant that there would be no preliminary backchannel talks with London, by anyone, ahead of the Brexit negotiations proper. They can only begin with the notification of Article 50.
It was a powerplay, really. The kind of silent treatment meted out to the odd boy out in the school playground. But today, the Brussels press pack may have witnessed the first crack in the vow of omerta.
Was Commission Chief Spokesman Margaritis Schinas almost, by a millimetre, edging towards an opening salvo in the Brexit talks?
“We should be clear that during the time of its membership the UK has taken, and probably will take, financial commitments. And these commitments should be honoured in full,” he intoned.
“As all commitments are taken jointly by the member states, if they are not paid, the other 27 member states will have to foot the bill.”
Schinas, immaculately turned out for those who tuned in, next addressed Britain in terms he was certain it would understand. Britain is, after all, one of Europe’s biggest binge-drinking capitals.
“It is like going to the pub with 27 friends,” he smiled mischievously, “you order a round of beer but then you cannot leave while the party continues. You still need to pay for the round you ordered.”
A Britisher would never ask how much a round cost. It is a breach of pub etiquette.
A French reporter asked the crucial question – what would the bill come to?
Schinas wouldn’t get into figures. There was no need. His message was already slipping cleanly into London’s mind like a stiletto dagger.
The Financial Times’ Alex Barker puts the UK’s final divorce bill at €60 billion.
We used a different model to crunch the numbers. One scribbled on the back of a beermat in a pub.
A Belgian beer costs about €4 in the Kitty O’Shea’s pub by the Commission. If Britain has to buy 28 pints, including its own, that will cost €112.
There are 510 million people in the EU. To buy everyone in the EU a beer will cost a grand total of €57 billion.
There’s a certain beauty to the idea of the UK standing everyone and its own citizens a goodbye drink.
Incredibly, our figure is just €3 billion less than the FT’s. Coincidence? Or perhaps, when choosing his metaphor, Schinas knew more than he was letting on…
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Sam Morgan contributed to this Brief.
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Maros Sefcovic is the keynote speaker at a high-level symposium on the EU’s energy efficiency package. Up for discussion in a dynamic, no-holds-barred debate is how to boost the bloc’s stubbornly low building renovation rates. It starts at 5PM tomorrow and more details are here.