The Brief: Captain Europe hangs up his cape

The European Union has been hit by another crushing setback. Its only superhero is retiring.

For more than seven years, Captain Europe has squeezed himself into blue Lycra and taken to the streets of Brussels.

His mission was to spread the word of the European project. And to have a few beers on Place Lux.

His retirement marks the end of an era. Never again will he pose for selfies with stagaires, never again will he passionately defend the EU against its many detractors.

While his true identity must remain a secret, the Captain has admitted to being a European public servant.

EU officials get a bad press. They are ridiculed for being elite, out of touch technocrats.

But rather than being holed up in the institutions’ ivory towers, Captain Europe ventured out,faced the public and argued passionately for the EU.

It’s easy to poke fun at the Captain. His cape, his tights and encyclopaedic knowledge of the Lisbon Treaty.

But even though he wears a mask, the Captain most definitely is not a faceless bureaucrat.

Whether or not you agreed with him, he had the guts to put on that outfit and go out and argue for what he believed in. The EU institutions need more like him.

You can read the Captain’s farewell interview here and watch a video of him on Grexit and Brexit.


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European Union interior ministers were at odds today over immigration. The Commission is stepping up its fight against antimicrobial resistance.

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The EU-Ukraine summit on Thursday, 24 November. President Petro Poroshenko is in Brussels and will discuss visa liberalisation, implementation of the Minsk agreements and anti-corruption measures with EU leaders.


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