ROBOTS WILL RULE US WITH THEIR IRON FISTS
Robots. They can’t be reasoned with, they don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop – ever.
One MEP stands between humanity and its total enslavement by robot overlords. Her name is Mady Delvaux, and she is a socialist from Luxembourg.
Her weapon? A European Parliament report. Put that in your pipes and smoke it, legions of iron men. Look upon the power of Brussels bureaucracy, you metal megalomaniacs, and despair!
Mady is writing an own initiative report, the world’s first, on the relentless rise of advanced robotics and artificial intelligence. The European Commission must react to the paper.
In this exclusive interview, she warns, “My main concern is that humans are not dominated by robots, but that robots serve the humans.”
This is not science fiction, this is terrifying fact. Terminator, Westworld, Short Circuit 2, Blade Runner – they weren’t movies, they were documentaries from the future.
Mady is calling for a European agency for robotics to monitor developments such as the creation of artificial sentient beings and cyborgs.
Many people accuse the European Parliament of being irrelevant. If pan-EU oversight saves us from the android armies, they will be proved very, very wrong.
But there is still much work to be done. Where is the report on the threat posed to the human race by super-evolved apes?
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