WOMEN ARE BETTER DRIVERS THAN MEN, CONFIRMS COMMISSION
Women can’t park. Men might kill you. Autonomous cars are just weird. You have to feed horses.
Transport is tricky. People zooming round in big metal death-boxes is dangerous. And if those folk are Italian, well, it is probably safer to stay at home.
Who are the best drivers? Men or women?
The stereotypes are well known. Men are too aggressive. Women have no reason. Men drive too fast, women have no sense of direction.
Fortunately, thanks to the European Commission, we can set this controversy to rest, once and for all.
Transport Commissioner Violeta Bulc was in the Commission press room today. The Brief nailed her down on this fundamental question.
We’ve probably stopped ten million arguments and saved a million relationships.*
Bulc confirmed that women were the safest drivers. So she said some more analysis might be needed, but from what she knew, girls are better behind the wheel than boys.
So, ladies of Brussels. You win. You are officially the best drivers.
Men of Brussels. Don’t drive. On the plus side, you can drink instead.
*Not Eurostat figures.
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